I am hosting a bridal shower where the wedding party is also bringing gag gifts….invitation wording ideas?

We want to the guests, but not the bride, in on the fun. We are thinking of tucking a note inside the invites filling them in and inviting them to participate if they wish….with their own gag gifts signed or unsigned (under $5 plz). Is that the best way to word the invitation? Can you come up with Clever wording, phrasing or a short rhyme? I did this a few years back and it was a hugh success; make the gift opening a lot more fun and ppl really got creative. But I can’t remember how we worded the shower invite and the gag invite….thanks.
In response to Brandy…..sry its not your thing…We had so much fun and it made all the guests actually pay attn to gift opening (which gets old fast). Most of the gags were in good taste and in good fun, no one was poking fun at the bride just at marriage and sex….one example….she got his and her soaps (his had a hole drilled through the middle)…. lol thanks all for your input

I would just slip in a note telling people what you are doing and asking them to participate if they wish. there is no need for a rhyme or anything. if people know you want to make it fun then I’m sure they will want to join in. I know I would.

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