Funny Clean jokes for a talent show.?

i was wondering if you could come up with Funny Jokes. i am a funny guy when around my friends with dirty jokes, but when i try to come up with funny clean jokes i can’t. Help.

I was watching this commercial on TV. It was about detergent and it said it removes blood stains. I mean you have a shirt soaked in blood. Doing the laundry isn’t the first thing you are going to think about.

Really Funny Clean Jokes

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Gabriel Iglesias: Hot and Fluffy – Live From Bakersfield $6.70 Gabriel Iglesias is one of the fastest-rising comics today! With his unique brand of humor, lovable stage presence and wide range of voices and impressions, it’s no wonder that he already has a huge fan following. He’s been seen on Last Comic Standing, The Tonight Show with Jay Leno and Jimmy Kimmel Live!, and now you can see Comedy Central’s “Comic of the Year” in his sold-out performance at the …

Gabriel Iglesias: I’m Not Fat… I’m Fluffy $7.36 Studio: Paramount Home Video Release Date: 11/10/2009…

Jim Gaffigan – Beyond the Pale $4.63 Studio: Image Entertainment Release Date: 05/27/2008…

Weener Kleener Novelty Gag Soap Good Clean Fun $5.96 Add a “hole” new dimension to fun in the shower or bath! Super gag gift for the man who has everything! Personal hygiene has never been as stimulating. And it’s good, clean fun for couples too! 2 oz. of soap. One size fits most (tee hee)….

Corn Poop Shaped Hand/Bar Soaps (Set of 2) – Bathroom Practical Joke Gift $17.96 - SET OF 2 – Sure to cause outrageous bathroom double-takes! Completely usable poop soaps smell great but look like genuine you-know-whats! Soaps about 6″ long each. Vary slightly in sizes, shapes and colors. Set of 2 corn poops….

Hand Shaped Soap Archie Mcphee $2.98 Treat your guests to a good, clean visual pun with this Hand Soap. Each 4-3/4″ long, hand-shaped soap is sure to get a hearty chuckle or, at the very least, a mildly amused smirk. It’s a perfect combination of silly and sanitary!…

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