What are some Funny jokes, comebacks, and funny Sayings?

I want some jokes comebacks and Funny Sayings. Please dont post them if they use bad language.

In the front yard of a funeral home, “Drive carefully, we’ll wait.”

In a nonsmoking area, “If we see you smoking, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.”

On a maternity room door, “Push, Push, Push.”

On a front door, “Everyone on the premises is a vegetarian except the dog.”

At an optometrist’s office, “If you don’t see what you’re looking for, you’ve come to the right place.”

On a butcher’s window, “Let me meat your needs.”

On a fence, “Salesmen welcome. Dog food is expensive!!!.”

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