whats a Funny Joke for a text message?

whats a funneh joke to send in a text message? just something funny like, you shoes untied or somthin?

at summer camp, we got hold of a counselor’s cell phone number (his phone was one of those that you could see the phone number form the phone. i had the same one) and i txted him “Hey I heard about your Beagle. I’m sorry you have to give him up. I’ll be dropping by later to pick him up so I can sell him on eBay.” and the counselor didn’t recognize my number, but he ame over and asked to see my phone and i never deleted the txt from my Sent. and i told him my phone was out of batteries and he couldn’t see it. but he was like “come on it’ll just take two seconds” so i let him see and he looked in my contact list because he thought kevin (my friend) did it xD and he couldn’t just looked at my own number!

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