One Liners jokes strange ones?
so i went home and the phone rang i said who’s speaking you are said the other end
two fat friends in a bar one said your round the other says so are you you fat pig
two cannibals eating a clown one says to the other does this taste Funny to you
man who eat many prunes get good run for his money
man who stands on toilet bound to be high on pot
i hate sex in movies tried it once the seat tipped up the drink spilled and the ice well that realy chilled her mood
If a firefighters business can go up in smoke, and a plumbers business can go down the drain, can a hooker get layed off?
Why does a squirrle swim on its back?
To keep its nuts dry.
Q: Why doesn’t a chicken wear pants?
A: Because his pecker is on his head!
Do you wanna lose ten pounds of ugly fat?
Cut off your head.
Ham and Eggs: A day’s work for a chicken; A lifetime commitment for a pig.
Pleas turn your mobile phone upside down now!!! Hurry
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The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents, and the second half by our children!!!.
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Steve, the GROCO Accounting Joke Teller
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No Respect
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Legends of Comedy: TV Comedy Classics of the 50′s & 60′s
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Here are (mostly) TV comedy classics: the very best from the “Golden Age of Television” (primarily the 1950′s). Back then, each network had its own array of live prime-time comdey variety shows like THE COLGATE COMEDY HOUR, TEXACO STAR THEATRE, THE RED SKELTON SHOW, CAVALCADE OF STARS and YOUR SHOW OF SHOWS. These programs served to showcase the most brilliant comedic talent of the decade, includi…
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Larry The Cable Guy – Git-R-Done
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Redneck comedian Larry the Cable Guy (co-star of Blue Collar Comedy Tour: The Movie) kicks off his live performance on Git-R-Done with one of the great questions of the modern age: “Ever have an orgasm so strong you hit your head on the back of the tub?” (He expresses gratitude that the VCR didn’t fall into the water.) A string of gay-bashing and other intemperate quips quickly follows, but Larry’…
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11 in 1: Fun pack
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Best One Liner Jokes – 1500+ funny 1 liners!
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Chicks Only
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4+~~NTP~~Paul Perry~~http://itunes.apple.com/app/chicks-only/id306927384?uo=5~~(c) 2009 NTP and Paul J. Perry~~2.0.0.1~~2664184~~15389975~~http://www.ichicksonly.com~~http://www.ichicksonly.com
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iStory – interactive fiction and text adventure
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