Pretty Funny Joke, made me LOL?

An old man was dying. He was terribly sick. As he lay on his death bed alone, he was so confused he didn’t even know if he was alive or dead. Suddenly, he smelled something sweet and delicious coming from the kitchen. He was very weak, but it smelled so wonderfull that he slowly made his way down the stairs to the kitchen.
He opened the doors, and he still wasn’t sure if he was dead or alive, but whatever he was, it was as if he was in heaven! The room was filled with his wife’s famous chocolate chip cookies, and there she was, baking in her apron, humming. The man was filled with joy! Slowly he reached out his hand to take one. As soon as he did his wife slapped him on the hand and snapped, “Don’t touch those! They’re for the funeral.”
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and I’ll die after the sugar-rush from this cookie does me in.

Oh yea, you’re right you cannot serve the exact same batch of cookies at the funeral that actually did the guy in. I guess she will have to make another batch after he finishes the batch she just made. Pretty good choice for a last meal in my opinion.

Funny Denise and her aprons

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