short Funny Jokes please?

my boyf is bored an i wanna txt him and make him smile.

wat’s the difference between big foot and a smart blonde?

big foot’s been spotted

wats the difference between a rooster and a blonde?

rooster says cockle-doodle-doo! blonde says any c*ck’ll do!

wats considered safe sex for a blonde?

locking the car door and a padded dash board

wats the first thing a blonde does when you pick her up 4 a date?

head for the back seat

y did the blonde fail her driver’s test?

she had never used the front seat

wat’s the blonde mating call?

“i’m sooo drunk!!!”

y did the blonde have tire marks on her back?

the sign said “dont walk”

y did the blonde cross the road?

she heard honking and wanted to see the geese

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