what should i get my sister in law???

she is getting married at the beginning of next month. i am one of her brides maid. she is having a wedding shower on sunday and i need to get her a gift for it. i know someone is already going to be getting her some lingerie… i want to get her something thoughtful but not too expensive ( given we are getting her a nice wedding present) something along the lines of lingerie, maybe a (nice) gag gift. or what about something thoughtful like a picture frame or something???

You could put together her “Wedding Emergency” kit, that’s sort of a gag gift but not really. Include all those little last minute things that she may forget on her wedding day, and then throw in a roll of duct tape, and a bottle of visine (fake tears) and tell her that those are to use when the new hubby isn’t cooperating.

Kit could include things like:

Nylons
Clear Nail Polish
Emery Board
Water Bottle
Tide Stick
Deoderant
Tic Tacs
Tylenol
Safety Pins
Needle w/white (or color of dress) thread
Mini Hair Spray
Snack Crackers

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