name the best yo mama jokes you got now.There will be a winner?
make up at least 2 or 3 yo mama jokes.I’m gone to see who’s is the best and you will be the winner of this contast.but they have to be the best of all can you be the one.
Yo Mommas so fat Bill Gates cant pay for her liposuction.
Yo Mommas so fat she has to use a mattress for a tampon.
Yo Mommas so fat she has more Chins then a Hong Kong phone book.
Yo Mommas so fat that when she bungie jumps she takes the bridge down too.
Yo Mommas so fat they use here underwear elastic for a bungie jump rope.
Yo mama so fat she has to iron her clothes in the driveway.
Yo mama so fat they tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel when they want to Clean it.
Yo mama so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, “Who threw that rock?”
Yo Mommas legs are so fat they look like spoiled milk – white and chunky!
Yo Mommas so fat when she goes to Seaworld the whales start singing “We are Family”.
Yo Mommas so dumb, on her way to Disneyland it says “Disneyland – Left” she turns around and goes home.
Yo Mommas so fat she has to use a hula-hoop for a wedding ring.
Yo Mommas so fat it takes 10 years to print her picture.
Yo Mommas so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said “Sorry, no professionals.”
Yo Mommas so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.
Yo Mommas so ugly just after she was born, her mother said “What a treasure!” and her father said “Yes, let’s go bury it.”
Yo Mommas so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.
Yo Mommas so ugly they filmed “Gorillas in the Mist” in her shower
Yo Mommas so ugly they didn’t give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.
Yo Mommas so ugly instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck
Yo Mommas so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.
Yo Mommas so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras
Yo Mommas so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her
Yo Mommas so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.
Yo Mommas so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say “Wow, is it Halloween already?”
Yo Mommas so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday.
Yo Mommas so ugly that if ugly were bricks she’d have her own projects.
Yo Mommas so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints.
Yo Mommas so ugly she made an onion cry.
Yo Mommas so dumb she sat on the TV and watched the sofa.
White Chicks Yo Mama Jokes!
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